What the fuck is going on in the world?
That's not a rhetorical question.
For the record, I honestly support Stephen Colbert for president. I have no evidence or reason to think he'd be good at the job. The crazed madman who babbles incessantly in the back of my brain opines that Colbert's election who spark a second American Civil War, though becomes indignant when asked for a justification for that analysis and mumbles incoherently about 'fascists' and 'Citizens United'.
Still, I'd rather have a comedian than any of the other clowns.
- "Fuck poor people and those goddamn 'urban' criminals you call children." (I'm paraphrasing)
- "Corporations are people my friend! What? Why is everyone cringing?" (ok, this is also paraphrasing)